So not the finished object I was expecting to post, but the most important one by far. Welcome to the world Doreen Mae Kelly
Born June 13th 8:26am 7lbs 8ozs 20 3/4”
And I have to say, the kid has spectacular timing, I went into labor about 6 hours after finishing her crib skirt. She was apparently very excited that her mother managed to make matching curtains and crib skirt, BEFORE she was even born. She just had to see them in person.
The rest of her room still looks like a tornado hit it, but dammit, her crib looks awesome.